Will the Real Champs of El Paso Kickball Please Stand UP!

What started as a wet and gloomy day quickly turned into a glorious day of kickball for the SCK title! The tourney to crown the new King of kickball quickly turned sour though as a battle of US vs. THEM broke out of no where. All eyes were suddenly glued to the epic battle between EPK and SCK, I mean Where My Pitches At and The Machine formerly known as the Drunken Monkeys. How did this magnificent day turn into EPK vs. SCK you ask? Well, it all started when the game between the Pitches and Hitless concluded. For some stupid reason that I cannot comprehend, the brains behind those two teams decide it would be a great idea if they broke in the middle of the field to "1,2,3....EPK!" I wont even mention what was said of my Shockers. It seemed they were out to make a point. Bad idea morons! Not only was this a horribly stupid idea, but it helped fuel the REAL King of Kickball to the take the SHIP in what turned out be a classic game. I know the Monkeys are to classy to admit it, but I know that deep down inside they wanted to make sure that there was no way in hell that they'd let any one else walk off that field with the title. The crown was going to be theirs to wear every one else be damned. And I know the politically correct peeps at SCK will never admit that it was a battle of league vs. league, but we all know better and on this day we all know who was the better organization. So now that we know that SCK is superior to EPK in every way, shape or form, I want to give a great big shout to the MACHINE. Way to FUCKEN go!!

Predictions Please!?

What is up all you trash talkers out there! Now that I have given you my pick to win it all, I'm extremely curious who some of you think might win the whole thing. And please be serious! Don't come in here with LTA, when we all know they suck and have a better shot at winning the LOTO than they do at winning a kickball game!! So please let me know whats on your mind, even if it sense-less smack. :)

Welcone All

Finally, I can write about whatever and say whatever I want with out the worry that "NAZI" Rich is going to censor my ass! Let me start by saying that this blog is not for the weak at heart. So if your easily offended then leave and exit know. I really wanted to make a prediction during my playoff preview, but of course mother Teresa over there said I had to be objective. Screw that!

I really wish I could sit here and tell all you haters out there that my mighty Shockers were going to win it all, but I can't. My team is full of no shows and I do not see that changing any time soon. With that said, the only way we'll repeat is if hell freezes over or if pink pigs grace our skies. No, the Shocker era is over.

There are a couple of teams that do peak my curiosity though. I really like what Scared Hitless brings to the table. They've got speed all around the field, they have the best chicks in SCK playing for them and they bring tons of experience. My only concern is their pitcher. This dude is such a hot head that it makes me wonder how someone on his own team hasn't kick his ass already. This dude is not all there! And its only a matter of time before he cost them a game.

The only other team I really like is the FREAKIN' MACHINE formerly know as the Drunken Monkeys. It's not because the commish plays on this team, but because they have that it factor!

They got a swagger to them. Even though Rich might lead you to believe that he's a humble dude, do not believe a word he says. This Mo Fo can shit with the best of them and confidence is one thing they do not lack. I can only hope that over confidence brings them down, that would definitely make my season.

With all that said, my pick to win it all is the.......Balls & Dolls. Yes the B&Ds will finally reach the pinnacle of SCK. They are the most balanced team out there, even though this side of Nadia, they really don't have a girl that scares you. As for the rest of the teams, thanks for coming your better of working this Saturday. You all don't have a chance and your wasting your time. This is what I think, I think!