With the new season almost upon it's almost time to crown a new SCK King of kickball. The summer season also brings us a huge question that needs to be answered. WHO IS NUMBER 1 UP IN THIS MOTHER??? Well, if you read the politically correct blog ITSJUSTKICKBALL, you might be led to believe that Confused kixx is the top dog! WTF?? Is what I say!! What did they do to deserve such an honor?? From what I can see all they did was assemble a bunch of speed. I've had the honor to not only play them but also watch a couple of their games during the preseason. And let me just say, I AM NOT IMPRESSED! For a team that I billed as unbeatable, they sure seemed pedestrian from what I've witnessed first hand. I just can't give the number one spot to a team that has accomplished nothing.
So that brings me to my beloved SHOCKERS. As much as I would love to crown us the best of the best, I'm going to have to take a pass on that one. The SHOCKERS have way to much turn over to be a serious contender right off the bat. Maybe by the end of the season they'll be running like a well oiled "machine", but until then the once mighty team just might be a thing of the past.
Which brings me the real MACHINE. The Drunken Monkeys are the champs and until proven other wise, they deserve to be #1! I guess Rich realizes that last season was a fluke or he just doesn't have the sack to scream from the mountain tops, "WE'RE #1 BITCHES AND WHAT!!" Seriously, if anyone looked like world beaters it was the Machine! Last years team was disgusting and they did it all with 8 players. I did hear that they've bolstered their roster to 10, which I think is a mistake, but to be the champ you gots to beat the champ! Which by the way they did, when they beat the SHOCKERS like a red headed step child to knock them out of the playoffs. So even though their biggest cheer leader lacks the testicular fortitude to proclaim them #1, I will! The Monkeys are my preseason pick to be the last team kicking!
And before I end this blog I want to apologize to the rest of SCK! I know the league consist of 21 teams, but you all don't stand a chance. Thanks for coming to the party. Sorry Balls and Dolls, perdon to LTA! Id Hit It, Scoregasms and Billy bad Asses you aint got to go home, but you got to get the F out of here! Strike 3 I'm Out
4 comments:
haha about time you make sense fuker :):) i like this i guess we will see you in the field fuck yeahh cant wait :)
P.S. i dont mean diss on other teams
good luck to yall
Black ranger Over N Out
lta in top five? no disrespect but I'm asking why them in top five?
Ive had a chance to ck em out this pre-season and they look solid! If Im not mistaken theyre undefeated or have lost only 1 game. Besides, who else do you want to put in the top 5?? Id Hit It...get out of here!!
they should have like a top ten best players!!!!!!!
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