Final Kickball-ology

Heading into the final week of play, Red Ball Sciences is proud to announce the last session of Kickball-ology. This session also includes the likely scenario of the Last Chance Dance for the those teams who were not able to squeeze into The Makers' Dozen. Here are the teams that solidified their spots into this mini tournament.

Last Chance Dance

Locks


Violet Femmes, Hash House Harriers, After School Specials, Multiple Scorgasms, Mataconchas  


The first three will not be able to participate in this coming week's games since they have ended their season in the bottom of their respected divisions. Also worth mentioning is the fact that all four teams have a combined run differential of -178 and a combined record of 1-1-30.

This is how the the Last Chance Dance would look like if the playoffs would've started today.

Aside from Group A, the top four spots from each division have been decided. Though there is still room for teams within Group B and C to climb or fall in the seedings, the following are the teams who have clinched a right to The Makers Dozen.

Locks


Confused Kixxx


This team has not only clinched a spot, but has also earned a straight shot into the Eight to Hate.

Warriors, Drunken Monkeyz, Shockers, Pitches B Crazy, Balls & Dolls, New Kicks on the Block, The Runs

All these team can rest assure that they will be in among The Makers Dozen. However, no one has clinched their seeding, therefore even the final bye spot is up for grabs. The Warriors can clinch it with either a win or a tie this coming week. The Balls & Dolls could take advantage of a Warriors loss in combination with a blow out win of their own this coming week and snatch the #2 spot.

Group A 


The LTA and Tu Sabes will clinch if they can come up with a win. The scenario can complicate itself if these both lose and 1 More Shot and Billy Bad Asses win their respected games. This would create a four-way tie but with only three available spots. 1 More Shot would benefit from this scenario since it currently has an unreachable run differential.

At Large

Billy Bad Asses

This team should not be so confident going into the final week because a poor performance combined with a good bubble team win could very well send them into the Last Chance Dance.

Bubble Teams

Kick N Da Balls, Beavers + Dolls, Red Hot Cherry Poppers


These guys need to win and win big. Only then could they make a strong argument for an At Large bid. A mediocre performance will line them up with the bottom of the barrel in the Ugly People Party....


If the post-season started today, this is what it would look like....

From Red Ball Sciences,

Newton’s Flaw